My own little world

For Christmas my co-worker got everyone little stickers with silly sayings on them. Mine says:

I live in my own little world but it’s OK,
Everyone knows me here

Some might take offense, but I honestly just don’t think that he has any good material on me, considering we are both Mormon, runners, and accountant-types.

Here is what the other stickers said:

“No WHINING!” for the boss-man, of course
“Princess” for our resident self-declared princess
"Lottery, a tax for people bad at math"
“BEER: the reason I get up every afternoon”
and
“I’m out of sick days so I’m calling in DEAD”

The last two are my personal faves, as they are very fitting of their recipients.