С днем рождения Cтac!!

For my new favorite 26-year-old, here are 26 reasons, in no particular order, why I love you!

1. You try to teach me how to cook and are very patient with me even when I pick a fight every step of the way, because I am just really jealous that you are so much better at it than me!
2. You remind me to not stand next to the microwave. You are paranoid of the radiation.
3. You cook extra food, so I can pack it for lunch.
4. Your mad kung fu, karate-do-jo skills. Knee-cap!!!
5. You like to go hiking and have "off trail" experiences. You are such an explorer!
6. You can't like anything that is too "mainstream."
7. When you want to shoot hoops and need someone to retrieve balls for you, you ask me if I want to help you with something. So sly.
8. You issue moratoriums.
9. You like musicals.
10. You do really hilarious impersonations of me; especially of when I'm irritated, sad, or excited and they always make me laugh.
11. You are founder of the Hip Hop Foundation. And you come up with such genius concepts as the Hip Hop Foundation.
12. Your bomb-dot-com dance moves.
13. You are so amazed by the technology of your new handheld device.
14. Your absolute zero tolerance of spam email.
15. Your no-nonsense, tell it like it is attitude.
16. You have no self restraint when it comes to your favorite chocolates.
17. You call my bangs an "eye-patch." Arrrr, I'm a pirate!
18. You have your own, self-created "walk-in closet" aka the floor.
19. You try to delegate everything to your personal assistant.
20. Your green thumb.
21. You need me to help you find everything.
22. You tell me I need to contribute to society by writing articles for Wikipedia.
23. You call my siblings by their nicknames, Plip, Dirt, Bean, D.
24. You call my clock a lighthouse.
25. You enjoy the comforts in live and now I know I'll never have to go without!
26. You worry that bringing my lunch to work will hurt my social time.

And a few more to grow on. . .

27. Your love of Hawaiian shirts.

28. You tell me to take novels to work to read.

29. After learning that how cheap Costco sells chicken broth, you feeling like storming into Wal-Mart and demanding a refund for all of the over-priced chicken broth you have bought over your life span. You love a bargain and always have to get the best deal.

30. Your love for knowledge in all of the most random subject areas.

Alright, there are just a few reasons why I love him!! And of course because he works so hard trying to create the best future possible for our little family and take such good care of me. Love you Babe!!!